Let's Get Lit's Bottle Torch

The local, smoke-punning bottle-crafters're out with newly created (semi-tiki) torches fashioned out of high-end bottles (from Makers to Dom Perignon), which're secured via wrought iron brackets like a hanging lantern-style wall mount and an "S" shaped, "great for posts, walls, fences, bars, and campers" Serpent which clasps at the bottom, normally not a phenomenon you'd be terribly excited about.