What's the use of having thousands of friends on Facebook if you can't constantly throw them in the face of all your real-life friend? Totally rub your virtual popularity in Steve's face, with Printing Facebook.
Run by a social media-lly minded SoCal grad student, PF adorns your wall with the people who...adorn your wall...by creating customized posters made up entirely of your FB friends, or the things you're a fan of + groups you belong to, in case one of those groups isn't "People with enough friends to fill up a poster". Your board's created via an easy step-by-step process: authorize the app to access/download your friend list (what's the worst that could happen?!), then further personalize it by choosing background color (white/black/two shades of "facebook blue"), and margin size (none/small/medium/large), which'll be taken into account by a code that optimizes pic dimensions so "your poster will look fantastic whether you have 200 friends, or up to 2,200 friends", though the former will require your actual friends' faces looking fantastic. The finished product comes out 20'' x 40'', and is printed in LA on super high-quality Fuji Crystal Archive photo paper via an RA-4 photochemical process -- a traditional treatment that'll ensure "this will not be your standard, flimsy magazine tear-out", in that you won't have to cover up its boobs with sports tear-outs when your mom comes over with your sandwich.
Though it's all Zuckerberg-ian for now, PF's also looking at creating similar posters for Tumbler and Twitter accounts, though how you'll fully explain to Steve how awesome you are in 140 characters is anyone's guess.