Skincando

Still bolstered by sales of an after-shave/"luxury jock itch" balm found irreplaceable by dried-out, sunburned, and sand flea-bitten soldiers in Iraq, Silver Spring's 'Cando has recently released a non-shiny, peppermint "Combat Ready Lip Balm", as well as a "Combat Ready Soap Bar", bolstering your policy of "don't ask, don't smell".