A highly click-around-worthy, just-dropped dating service outta Silicon Valley, Soul2Match uses facial recognition software to analyze over 1000pts on the mugs of you & a potential mate in search of a compatibility score, all under the pretense that similar looking couples have happier relationships, which seems like weird science, but actually does explain why Lisa was never right for Wyatt or Gary. To test it out, we did one of DC's most notorious a solid, and uploaded a pic of the newly bachelor'd Tareq Salahi to the site, which miraculously, he didn't crash.
Question your faith in humanity as you view his frustratingly positive results:
With Brigitte Nielsen
Compatibility Score: 64%
Compatibility Comment: "Wow, really nice."
Editor's Note: It's not surprising that Michaele's boy did alright with this dominating, take-charge blonde, though unlike in Rocky IV, she'd be standing by the side of a man who says "I will break...all rules of etiquette and respect for our most cherished governmental traditions".
With Nancy Pelosi
Compatibility Score: 70%
Compatibility Comment: "You have found what love is!"
Editor's Note: All jokes about "running a party" aside, both of these wine enthusiasts are into growing their own grapes, and Tareq would probably be quite comfortable meekly relinquishing his to the House Minority Leader.
With Jennifer Lopez
Compatibility Score: 89%
Compatibility Comment: "True love!!!"
Editor's Note: Noooooooooo!!! While the site may claim to analyze 1000 points, this totally undeserved pairing receives zero, and may God have mercy on everybody's souls.