Some powerhouse teams truly transcend traditional loyalties, like the 90's Cowboys being adored by people outside Dallas, or the Bronx's Little Leaguers being loved by guys way too old for Little League, like their players. Behold one such spectacle while still mildly-caring about the Wizards, with the Live Like LeBron trip.
Celebrating the start of something special/expensive in Miami, the waterside Mandarin Oriental's LLL package is a super-lux stay/party/game extravaganza designed for four-man crews looking to "experience the excitement" of the Heat's season in "grand style", though it may cost you several. Literally balling perks include: four LeBron jerseys (so you all look cool!), Hummer-transpo to American Airlines Arena on game day, and four tickets to the VIP Loge Suite, which boasts opera-style box seats ("some of the most comfortable in the house"), in-seat food'n drink service, access to the "ultra exclusive Dewar's Clubhouse", and a private elevator ingress/egress, but especially egress, according to the staff sweeping up around you (hey, you paid good money for this box!). James-like luxury accommodations include two MO suites with sweeping views of the bay and skyline, a welcome basket of cold beers/your choice of liquor/delivery pizza ("rumored to be LeBron's favorite food"!), and a day in "LeBron's Cabana" at their private Oasis beach club, complete with premium bottle service, and snacks "fit for The King", meaning you're getting at least two and a third packs of Fruit by the Foot.
For those only looking for a semi-'Bron kind of life, the Mandarin'll also hook up guests booking the Biscayne Suite or Presidential Suite with two tickets to the Heat -- the same thing Almonte was throwing before the arthritis started flaring up.