There are several ways to handle a hookup gone awry, like blaming it on the alcohol, or making a hit song about blaming it on the alcohol, thus ensuring only hot people hook up with you in the future, even if you did star in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Giving you another option -- cathartic public confession -- Worst Hookups.
Just launched by a trio of Gtown students, Hookups is an anonymous posting board for rateable sexy-time war stories, created to allow posters to "bring fame to their shame", or what Kirstie Alley would call "a shockingly viable career". User submissions are generally funny/absurdly-fratty, with brah-tales like "Mike's Fall from Grace", which relates an attic-sesh leading to a fall through the floorbeams/ceiling; "A Pegleg on the High Seas", recounting a run-in with an appendage-ly challenged young woman; and an unfortunate, gotta-be-from-a-Greek yarn called "Friendly Fire", which gives disgusting new meaning to the term "fratricide". Surprisingly, they've also got a fair share of lady-stories, including a pee-pee-filled parable capping off an otherwise "dry semester", and a particularly enjoyable insomniac's anecdote about finally falling asleep after tying her bf's wrists to the bed, although that's nothing compared to the standard insomniac's tale of woe about watching Hanging with Mr. Cooper reruns all night long.
Though anyone can anonymously submit, they reserve the right to edit anything "unnecessarily derogatory" or just plain "unclear", which likely includes how anyone could go from dazzling audiences in Ray to starring in Stealth in a year flat.