“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”

Can we be honest with each other?

As a grown-ass adult, you've probably come to realize that bringing a nice bottle of wine with you to a special occasion is pretty much the 21-and-over equivalent of bringing a pack of premium Pokemon cards to a grade school birthday party: it's sensible, fun, and classy as hell.

Like gravity, microwaves, and Westworld, red wine is something that most people enjoy, even if they don't really understand it.